May 2013
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Guess which song I just added to my...
Okay, I get I could be more easygoing & learn to take a joke now and then, but the fact that jokes were made about lesbians not one but three skits of the last SNL episode wherein each & every time women who like women were stereotyped as intensely butch is not something I am okay with at all. It’s not funny. One time, okay, sure, I’ll take it. Two times, I’m...
discovergames:
I’m really enjoying my first viewing of the Star Trek reboot, or as I’ve come to know it: Lens Flare: Attack of the Lens Flare.
star trek (SPOILERS GUYZ)
Kirk: i HAFTA DO THE THING
Spock: Captain, don't do the thing; it's highly illogical.
Kirk: im dOING THE THING
jbyounger:
STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS MADE ME CRY GROSS HYSTERICAL TEARS IN A VERY CROWDED MOVIE THEATER
Someone in Evanston needs to go see Cleopatra with me May 26 because seeing as Elizabeth Taylor was my first-ever female celebrity crush (after seeing her in The Taming of the Shrew in the 8th grade during an English class screening), there’s no way I’m passing up this 2-day screening event thing
On a different note, seeing the Man of Steel trailer in 3D on a giant screen tonight...
“This is a generation that would have made Walt Whitman wonder if maybe they...”
– Joel Stein on Narcissism — “The New Greatest Generation: Why Millennials Will Save Us All,” Time, 20 May 2013 (via underthepile)
“The “American Dream” made sense in the 50’s. Now your college degree is like a...”
– Gentlemen’s Wisdom (via lifestyleoftheunemployed)
Lifestyle of the Unemployed: How to Interview like... →
lifestyleoftheunemployed:
You’re only unemployed if you’re looking for a job, or at least that’s what Uncle Sam says. As a guy who’s had a lot of six-figure job interviews at some very respectable firms, I’ve been asked some weird questions:
Load this dishwasher. This really happened. I was brought to the kitchen…
can’t believe i was going to be in Brooklyn a month from now until everything went to shit
UUSDFSHDFSKAHLJ
UGGHHHH it kills me.
Yes yes let’s all post gatsby and star trek spoiler gifs on Tumblr because that will earn you major Tumblr cred and everyone knows Tumblr cred can’t possibly wait until AFTER people have actually had time to see the movie you’ve ruined
Anonymous asked: Why are you a film major?
One of the film projects happening on campus right now is called “Assistance.” All I can hope for is that someone said during their petition to be on crew (as an expression of their enthusiasm), “I would be happy to be of ‘Assistance’” and that whoever is doing PR is doing some major wordplay with that (“even the best of us could use some Assistance”...
If the only reason I had to stay in the Economics department was to hear the beautiful European accents of its male professors and tutors, then that would be fine by me
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
It’s 10:22 pm, I’m still locked out of my dorm, my blood sugar is so high that blood cells might as well be skittles, someone stole my book, my 14 copies of my script won’t print after paying $10 to do so & having the printer jam on the very first page, my leg is bleeding after tripping on the Norris steps and it looks like someone shot me in the kneecap because it was...
What do I do when it’s a springtime Friday night in college?
Get locked out of my dorm, fall asleep in the student center, write an essay all alone in the student center about how much my screenplay sucks/needs help, and fantasize about taking a long nap (after averaging 3-4 hours of sleep per night the past several days).
I really do want to go out, but I’ve chugged far too much...
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awesome hats take me riverside.
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what the heck did i write on Tumblr last night
who even let me have internet access at that point
eveyrone is beautiful when you’re a film major at Norhtwestern
how is this even possible like i swear evey guy is ben affelck but better and there’s even one guy who looks like cillian murphy and tha’ts just the coolest thing and wow congratulations on your genetics everyone stop being film amjajors and go act profesisionally instead
film prom was the greatest thing and should...
I am so grateful this great guy walked me and my friend home and I wish he did this more often and I can’t remember his phone number and that’s making this really wonderful time hard to stay wonderful but he’s really wonderful and prom was wonderful!
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“And all I loved, I loved alone.”
– Edgar Allan Poe (via boyandmoon) 