ocicats: i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy” no you know what movie we really don’t need a katy perry documentary
There’s something about hotel rooms that leads my brother to think he can get away with physically abusing me. This has happened way too many times. Even once is too many, of course, but multiple times is just ridiculous. No doubt my head pain will last the rest of the trip. So much for vacation.
Look at your feet. You are standing in the sky. When we think of the sky, we...– A Natural History of the Senses by Diane Ackerman
The funny thing about arguing that same-sex couples will damage the lives of the...– an incredible point which i have been trying to put into words for years via TheLWire (via bilvum)
In Seattle for the night! Who’s here with me? (Coffee, anyone?)
gendrybaratheonn: shavingryansprivates: imagine if instead of having facial expressions to show their emotions, people just shouted the name of their emotion at the top of their lungs
In a bad, stressed-out mood earlier, I decided I’d watch Mad Men in order to relax & calm down for a while. Lo and behold, the episode I was scheduled to watch next in my marathon graphically presented a guy getting bloodily run over by a lawn mower. The universe has a very sour sense of humor.
kwieta: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like can I have some and I’m like no fuck off what do you think this is a charity
Should I strike it rich in my future, I will seriously hire somebody when needed to pack my bags when I travel. I stress way too much over what things to take and leave behind and never end up taking the appropriate things after all. Plus, I overpack, leaving my in my present situation of my ginormous suitcase weighing half my weight. Which means that after having spent around 4 hours packing,...