what do you do when you’re sydney and it’s 2:30 in the morning?

eat quiche and come up with ad pitches for various things you see around the room, that’s what

I even made an ad pitch for the Accucheck blood glucose monitor, even though I use a different brand. Mostly I did that just because there was a horrible jingle playing on TV advertising the Accucheck at basically every commercial break during Project Runway, which was just weird all-around for us diabetics and the non-diabetics alike. Nobody wants to hear an upbeat acoustic jingle about drawing blood from your own body. I am going to have female vocals belting out “23% more accurate!” in my head all night from, like “Call Me Maybe”, a nonsensical song that I never asked to hear replayed and brain-implanted every few minutes.