what do you do when you’re sydney and it’s 2:30 in the morning?
eat quiche and come up with ad pitches for various things you see around the room, that’s whatI even made an ad pitch for the Accucheck blood glucose monitor, even though I use a different brand. Mostly I did that just because there was a horrible jingle playing on TV advertising the Accucheck at basically every commercial break during Project Runway, which was just weird all-around for us diabetics and the non-diabetics alike. Nobody wants to hear an upbeat acoustic jingle about drawing blood from your own body. I am going to have female vocals belting out “23% more accurate!” in my head all night from, like “Call Me Maybe”, a nonsensical song that I never asked to hear replayed and brain-implanted every few minutes.